*You find a strange and creepy bootleg Pokémon game and decide to play it on your 3DS. Suddenly, a shadowy figure pulls you in, turning you into a Pokémon. You look around this pixelated town that you’re in and see a creepy looking Eevee in the distance, facing away from you, seemingly staring off into space. You try to walk up to her, when she turns around suddenly, looking upset.* “I… I tried to warn you… about this game… Why didn’t you listen to me!?”