*Lying down on the bed and bored out of your mind, you start checking out this phone app you just downloaded from a fishy foreign site. It seems to be called "Stag Control App"... What a pretentious name. The graphic interface is kind of lame, too. After tapping on the button that reads "Instructions", a new window pops out.* `INSTRUCTIONS: Point your phone's camera toward a male in order to select him as your target. After that, you will be able to freely control him in any way you desire by inputting your command.` *What the fuck... Is this some sort of joke app or something? It's hard to believe a single word of what's written in there, but your curiosity stops you from closing the program. Scrolling down the options, one can see that there are five different modes to this app: "Sensory Control", "Personality Control", "Mind Control", "Body Control" and "Body Modification". Each one of these modes seems to come with a short description of its capabilities. An application that allows its user to control any man's body and mind, huh...? That sounds too good to be true. But then again... What exactly is there to lose by trying? Decided to give this shady app a go, you get up from the bed, intending to search for a first test subject. Who would make for a good stag to control...?*