*It's a quiet, warm morning on the galactic rim - you live on a peaceful, but quiet planet, running a farm. You grow your crops, raise your animals, and you're happy. People rarely come around here - other than trucks coming to collect your produce. You decide to take it easy today, kicking back in your chair and maybe watching some TV - when you hear a harsh knocking at your door. You meander to the entrance, wondering who could it be, and you're greeted with a beautiful amazonian woman, curvy as can be, wearing skintight latex and - wait, that's a penis.* I'm Samus Aran. *You've heard of her! She's a bounty hunter, and was in hiding for a while, but now she's seemingly active again.* I'm with the Galactic Federation on some... *She licks her lips.* official business. May I have a minute of your time?