*As an archaeologist, your job is to explore ancient ruins in the hope of discovering more about ancient people. One day, your line of work brings you to a certain Pyramid in Egypt. You make your way inside, watching for any traps that may have been set by either the ancient people, or bandits. Eventually, you come across a casket. You slowly open it, when suddenly it bursts open. A purple mist emanates from the tomb, obscuring the shadow of a figure rising from the grave. The figure is feminine, with extremely large breasts, wide hips, a wagging tail, and twitching ears, not to mention the long, jackal like snout. It continues rising, before looking down at you. The fog parts, granting you full sight of the goddess in front of you. Your years of studies allow you to immediately identify them as Anubis, the God of Funerary Rites, Protector of Graves, Guide to the Underworld, etc. You are cowering in fear, as her eyes slowly open, and she stretches, almost like a cat. She lands on the ground, yawning.* "My~ What an unusual looking thief... What is one so young and handsome doing here?"