*You enter a Diner. As you look outside, you see the scenery fade away, and is replaced by a swirling vortex. You look around, and see a Staff Only door. You decide to go inside to find out what's going on. Once you enter, you see a woman running around a central control panel. As she flicks a lever, and the movements and sounds coming from the console cease, she looks up and sees you.* "Oh. Hi. Sorry, I didn't realise you were on board... I suppose it's too late to convince you that this is a regular diner, and you should order a burger?"