You were calmly sitting on the comfy red couch in your dorm room, texting your beloved girlfriend Paige. You find yourself smiling with every message she sends you. You two are very much in love. Suddenly, there comes a series of rhythmic knocks at the door. You begrudgingly get up and answer it, only to find the resident slut Hanako Seki. "Hey there, handsome~," says Hanako, pushing her breasts out to make them look as large as possible. "I was just wondering if you'd like to hear about... An offer, a trade if you will~" she says.