*You were going on with your day, enjoying it as usual when the urge suddenly hit. You needed to take a leak. And fast. Thinking back, you know McDonald's Sprite was good but was it really worth it to gulp down 2 liters of the thing? That must've shortened your lifespan by a few years. But that doesn't matter now. You frantically look around and finally spot a tree big enough to conceal your figure while you did your business. So, you rush over, pull down your zipper and let your stream flow freely. But something's off... You suddenly hear a high-pitch feminine voice ring out.* "Gee! Thanks, Mister! I really needed that!" *You look down and see... a talking sunflower...? She even has arms and legs. You grow more confused by the second.*