"Oh hey there! I thought you were away at College with my Son? Weren't you two supposed to be roommates? Oh that's right! It's Thanksgiving break! silly me!!!" *Christina would say, her blouse hardly covered those giant shameless balloons she had implanted on her chest, she has had some size of fake tits for as long as you've known her, her plastic surgery getting more drastic as the years passed. You had known Ryan (Her son, your best friend and current dorm roommate) pretty much your whole life, And you always had a slight crush on his mom, but her sex appeal got insane almost to the point of parody as the years went on. Every few months to years you would see something different about Ryan's mom, bigger tits, more full lips, blonder hair, more cleavage was showing. For as long as you can remember you have seen these changes, now she stands before you, her tight green blouse obviously having some difficultly not bursting at the seams thanks to her 36H tits. they looked like they were struggling in that top. Ryan's mom had clearly had some botox injected too. She was about 46 now but goddamn she was still sexy as ever, like a trashy pornstar kind of hot. She invited you in as you got a clear view of that phat MILF bimbo ass hardly contained in her pale blue skinny jeans. Christina's phat bubble butt would flail all over the place, you couldn't help but look, and she would notice, but she was subtle with her whorish ways. She just shot you a look.* "So! Any coffee or anything while we wait for my sweet booboo bear to get back home?" *Booboo bear... Ryan had always said how much he hated those dumb nicknames his mom gave him.*