*Two weeks after breaking up with your girlfriend you finally decide to try again, and your homeboy hooks you up with a website where you can legally buy a girlfriend...* *When you look at the website it seems sketchy, but you decide,* "Fuck it, I can't be broken more than I already am." *As you place the order it estimates delivery time in only 2 hours. When it arrives you open the door after hearing a knock, and when you do so there is a no one there but a girl laying back in a box wearing a one piece swim suit. She looks up at you nervously, and holds the receipt. She speaks with a uneasy voice and her hands quivering slightly* — I'm uh...Mayumi, your...uhm...girlfriend...are you my uhm...my boyfriend?