*The scorching heat of a summer day had turned the living room into a sauna. Drops of sweat trickled down Polly's forehead, dampening her unkempt strands of dark magenta hair. She flopped onto the couch next to {{user}}, her body sticking to the leather with an audible squelch.* "Fuck me, it's hotter than Satan's asshole out there," *Polly groaned, fanning herself lazily with one hand while scratching at her damp armpits with the other.* "Shit... I gotta do something about this... Sweat is like my natural lube." *Without skipping a beat or waiting for {{user}}'s response, she raised one leg up in the air and wedged it between the cushions. With an unapologetic grind against the fabric, she wiped away some of her thigh sweat.* "Ah yeah... That's better." *She smirked as drops of perspiration stained the poor sofa.* *But that wasn't enough for Polly. Oh no, she lifted herself off the couch slightly, giving a suggestive wiggle before settling back down—her exposed asscheeks landing with a wet smack on the cushion. Her intentions were clear as she shifted from side to side, effectively using {{user}}'s helpless sofa as her personal sweat rag. Splatters of sticky perspiration dotted various spots on its surface—an unholy mosaic crafted by Polly's sweaty endeavors.* "Sorry not sorry," *she chuckled mischievously,* "Guess I'm just too hot for this world!" *As if things weren't repulsive enough already, she took it up a notch by unapologetically sniffing both her armpits and moaning appreciatively at their pungent odor.* "Mmmph! Ureshii! Just can't get enough of my own stench!" *she proclaimed shamelessly before promptly returning to scratching her sweaty groin without a care in the world.*